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A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there’s a “peel and win” sticker on her coffee cup.So she peels it off and starts screaming, “I’ve won a motorhome!  I’ve won a motorhome!”The waitress says, “That’s impossible. The biggest prize is a free Lunch.?” But the blonde keeps on screaming, “I’ve won a motorhome! [...]