Well guys I escaped another close call today.  I don’t really know why I write this here other than to just get it off my chest.  I got a call at home yesterday from the receptionist at work who told me that our HRM (Human Resources Manager) needed to see me in her office.  I explained I was off on […]

What did he say?

A Swiss guy, looking for directions, pulls up at a rest stop where two bikers are leaning against their bikes. “Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?” he asks. The two bikers just stare at him. “Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?” he tries. The two continue to stare. “Parlare Italiano?” No response. “Hablan ustedes Espanol?” Still nothing. The Swiss guy drives off, extremely disgusted. The first biker […]

Life on the road

Okay, no fancy research this time.  No here’s the facts.  This time I write to you from the heart.  Yeah I know not what you expect from this site based on its current content.  Here’s the thing, I’m tired of it already and I’m the one putting it together.  That being said, I read somewhere that if its not fun […]

A bad day…

A bad day…There’s a guy sitting at a biker bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then, a big trouble-making biker steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The biker says, “Come on man, I was just joking. Here, […]

Smart little girl

As the flight was just finishing its boarding protocol a man sitting next to a little girl turned to her and said, “I understand flights go faster if you have a conversation, would you mind talking with me?” The little girl slowly closed her book she was about to get into and replied, “Well, okay, what would you like to […]

Control your guns… Right……

Lets look at this logically first.  and go from there.  We are in agreement that there are criminals who have violent and or murderous tendencies that live in our society yes?  Okay, lets talk about why murders occur in our society. First lets talk about the criminal mind and its intentions.  Okay we all know that most crime is impulsive by […]

What to do with the offerings?

Three priests were conversing about their churches and how things were run.  The first priest asked the others, “How do you determine what amount of the Sunday offerings plate goes to God and the poor and what amount goes to you and the church?” The other two looked at one another but didn’t answer so the first priest said, “I’ll […]

Heresy or Hypocrisy?

The church does not want to be governed by man’s law; it touts itself as a place one can turn to for sanctuary and forgiveness. However if you look at the history of religion and the church, most if not all wars have some form of religious interference in them. The word of god or whatever omnipotent being you may […]

Aunt Carol

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. “Johnny, do you have a story to share?” “Yes, ma’am, my daddy told a story about my Aunt Carol. […]

To Vote or Not to Vote?

 Why Should We Vote? Every four years, our government (United States) sets out to prove that the people still control this country by suggesting that we get to vote on who will lead us into the next four years. Do we really get to select the best man for the job? What power does our vote truly carry? And finally, […]