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To P.C. for me

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When has Political Correctness (or PC) gone too far?  When does being “P.C.” become just plain stupid? Example: During the holidays, rumor had it that a certain local group of Santa impersonators for malls was instructed not to say “Ho Ho Ho” because of the negative connotation it implies in recent street slang.  By recent […]

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Police in heaven

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St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up. “Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?” “I was a policeman,” he responded. “What kind of policeman?” St Peter asked. “I was a vice officer. I kept dangerous narcotics out of the hands of kids.” “Wonderful my son, […]

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What is un American?

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I recently in my web surfing mode came across a rather… well venomous article.  It was a very long winded attack on Harley-Davidson riders and the company in general.  The writer did make a few valid points, but over all the impression it left me with was one of pity.  I felt sorry for anyone […]

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Expensive frog!

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?” The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. […]

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Owchie

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Friday night after work, I rolled out of the parking lot feeling pretty good.  I had just sold a bike adding another number to the board and in general life was good.  I think it was about 7:15PM or so when I left. I had decided to stop and get a drink at a gas […]

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The Xmas Bug

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You know when I was a kid, Christmas was always my favorite time of year.  I couldn’t wait to see what new toys Santa would bring.  For weeks before the big day I was on edge, always thinking I should have asked for this, or I shouldn’t have done that to my sister.  I never […]

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A brave soul

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A guy just died and is standing at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted, while St. Peter is leafing through a big book to see if the guy is worthy. St. Peter goes through the book several times and furrows his brow. “You know, I can’t see that you ever did anything really bad […]

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Real Biker

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An old biker decked out in his leather chaps, jacket and boots with faded jeans and a Harley T-shirt went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. After she ordered her drink she turned to the biker and asked him, “Are you […]

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Christmas contemplations

| Life

It’s the silly season again.  Folks out shopping for family and friends, buying gifts and creating havoc with the traffic.  Those of us on bikes hate traffic this time of year even more than most.  Peoples minds are never on the road when they are out running their Christmas errands.   Do an old biker a favor […]

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Cold parrot

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A man owns a parrot that swears like a sailor. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. Trouble is, the guy who owns him is a quiet, conservative type, and the bird’s foul mouth is driving him crazy. One day, it gets out of control. The guy grabs the bird by the […]

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