Hurry hurry!!!


A man comes rushing home, screeching his car into the driveway, and bursting through the doors into the house.  He slams the door and shouts at the top of his lungs, “Honey, hurry! pack your bags. I won the lottery!”

The wife excitedly replies, “Oh my God honey! That’s great! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?”

“Doesn’t matter,” he says. “Just get the hell out.”