Smart little girl

As the flight was just finishing its boarding protocol a man sitting next to a little girl turned to her and said, “I understand flights go faster if you have a conversation, would you mind talking with me?”

The little girl slowly closed her book she was about to get into and replied, “Well, okay, what would you like to talk about?”

The man said, “I don’t know, how about we discuss nuclear power ?”

She said, “That could be interesting, but before we begin answer me a question first.  A deer, a cow, and a horse all eat grass, but the deer leaves pellets, the cow patties, and the horse clumps of dried grass.  Why is that?”

The man puzzled replies, “I’m don’t really know.”

The little girl says, “So you think you can have a conversation about nuclear power when you don’t know crap?”

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